Q: What do you call a noodle that is not real?
A: An impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator that is dressed in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What do you call a big stack of cats?
A: A meowntain
Q: Why aren’t you allowed to give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will “let it go!”
Q: What do you name an infant monkey?
A: A chimp off the old block
Q: What reward do you receive from a cow that has been pampered too much?
A: A cup of spoiled milk
Q: What gets more wet the more it dries?
A: A towel
Q: What did the strip of bacon say to the tomato?
A: Lettuce stay together!
Q: Why was the picture sent to prison?
A: Because he was framed by his friend
Q: What do you call a person who makes a living by driving their customers away?
A: A cab driver
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a large range of vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Mama corn, wheres Popcorn?”
Q: What is the procedure for making holy water?
A: You need to boil the hell out of it!
Q: What remains in one small corner, but still travels all over the entire world?
A: A postage stamp
Q: What do you call a person that does not have a body, and only has a nose?
A: Nobody nose
Q: Why did the computer have to go to the hospital?
A: Because it had a severe virus!
Q: Why are frogs and toads always so cheerful?
A: They devour whatever bugs them
Q: What is brown, has a head, has a tail, but has no legs?
A: A penny
Q: How do you make an octopus laugh out of control?
A: You use ten tickles
Q: Why do we call pirates “pirates”?
A: Because they just arrrrr
Q: What do you call the tallest building in the entire world?
A: A library, because it has the most stories
Q: What is first bet that most people ever make in their lifetime?
A: The “alpha” bet
Q: How would you plan an outer space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Why was the banana sent to the hospital?
A: Because it was not peeling well!
Sally Park (11)
A: An impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator that is dressed in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What do you call a big stack of cats?
A: A meowntain
Q: Why aren’t you allowed to give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will “let it go!”
Q: What do you name an infant monkey?
A: A chimp off the old block
Q: What reward do you receive from a cow that has been pampered too much?
A: A cup of spoiled milk
Q: What gets more wet the more it dries?
A: A towel
Q: What did the strip of bacon say to the tomato?
A: Lettuce stay together!
Q: Why was the picture sent to prison?
A: Because he was framed by his friend
Q: What do you call a person who makes a living by driving their customers away?
A: A cab driver
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a large range of vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Mama corn, wheres Popcorn?”
Q: What is the procedure for making holy water?
A: You need to boil the hell out of it!
Q: What remains in one small corner, but still travels all over the entire world?
A: A postage stamp
Q: What do you call a person that does not have a body, and only has a nose?
A: Nobody nose
Q: Why did the computer have to go to the hospital?
A: Because it had a severe virus!
Q: Why are frogs and toads always so cheerful?
A: They devour whatever bugs them
Q: What is brown, has a head, has a tail, but has no legs?
A: A penny
Q: How do you make an octopus laugh out of control?
A: You use ten tickles
Q: Why do we call pirates “pirates”?
A: Because they just arrrrr
Q: What do you call the tallest building in the entire world?
A: A library, because it has the most stories
Q: What is first bet that most people ever make in their lifetime?
A: The “alpha” bet
Q: How would you plan an outer space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Why was the banana sent to the hospital?
A: Because it was not peeling well!
Sally Park (11)